If I were...

If I were a month, I’d be September.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be evening.

If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.

If I were a sea animal, I'd be a tuna.

If I were a direction, I’d be North.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a lounge chair.

If I were a liquid, I’d be coffee.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a garnet.

If I were a tree, I’d be a willow.

If I were a tool, I’d be shovel.

If I were a flower, I’d be a iris.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a cool Spring breeze.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harp.

If I were a color, I’d be blue.

If I were an emotion, I’d be content.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a tomato.

If I were an element, I’d be earth.

If I were a car, I'd be a Honda.

If I were a food, I’d be fried rice.

If I were a place, I’d be Issaquah, WA.

If I were a material, I’d be linen.

If I were a scent, I’d be watermelon.

If I were an animal, I'd be a dog.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a wink.

If I were a song, I’d be 'Barracuda' by Heart .

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Converse Chuck Taylors.