Wednesday, March 25, 2009


So I ordered some stuff from Target on Sunday. I checked today to see when I might receive it. Yeah:
Anywhere from April 23 to May 11th? Is UPS walking my packages to me? If you see a someone carrying my boxes please hurry him along. Although I might get my turtleneck sooner. Maybe Friday if they decided to ship and not load down the dude walking my other package.


  1. I seriously laughed out loud at this. Still laughing. :) Hopefully the delivery walker can break out into a jog and get your items to you before summer.

  2. What? Are they being delivered by the cable company?

    Seriously, that is way too funny. Only because it's not me. Otherwise I'd be pissed and shouting at a 19 year old customer service girl.

    Oooh, I just thought...maybe sherpas are bringing them by yak across the Bering land bridge. How cool would that be!

  3. OMG!! What in the world!! That is insane!!

    I hope it's a mistake and that you get them asap!!

  4. What kind of window is that? I really hope you get your items soon!

  5. LOL! that was by far the funniest post i've read in weeks!

    i hope it all comes sooner rather than later!!!

  6. Whenever I look at the suspected delivery date I always get:

    For sooth the time of the arrival shall be;
    When the sun rises in the west and birds travel under;
    Look for a flower commanding the sea;
    Then shall thee recieve one SPATULA COLOR CHERRY!

    I think they have Nostrodamus working on their shipment date predicitions now.

  7. Target has the absolute worst website. Sorry about that :(


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