If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be evening.
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a tuna.
If I were a direction, I’d be North.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a lounge chair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be coffee.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a garnet.
If I were a tree, I’d be a willow.
If I were a tool, I’d be shovel.
If I were a flower, I’d be a iris.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a cool Spring breeze.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harp.
If I were a color, I’d be blue.
If I were an emotion, I’d be content.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a tomato.
If I were an element, I’d be earth.
If I were a car, I'd be a Honda.
If I were a food, I’d be fried rice.
If I were a place, I’d be Issaquah, WA.
If I were a material, I’d be linen.
If I were a scent, I’d be watermelon.
If I were an animal, I'd be a dog.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a wink.
If I were a song, I’d be 'Barracuda' by Heart .
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Converse Chuck Taylors.